Seems like we are always referring to our politicians as the lessor of two evils, doesn't it? FULL LYRICS BELOW: The lesser of two evils lives under a bridge, right beside a river, filled with three eyed fish, Next week he'll run for mayor, for congressman and senate, But no matter who they offer they're only in to win it, And we just sit and scrutinize their each and every move, Who is the most popular is all they have to prove, The reason for our right to choose has fallen out of sight, How quickly we've forgot for what our forefathers did fight. The lesser of two evils a choice were forced to make, Searching for solutions to terrified to take, A risk for fear of losing your polished political base, And nothing gets accomplished except for saving face. Just read the party website, they'll tell you what to say, They've got to buy some influence they'll use your hard earned pay, To launch an anti love campaign, from friendly old big brother, Surround you with their tax returns, itemize your mother, Separate the church and state keep the populace sedate With liquor stores and fashion whores, expensive balls of eight, The lesser of two evils a choice were forced to make, Searching for solutions to terrified to take, A risk for fear of losing your polished political base, And nothing gets accomplished except for saving face. Ambiguous attempts to slow our fabled global warming, Result in hybrid mixtures vicious circles slowly forming, Spinning, spinning faster and heading ...