I have been watching our Congress in action on C span, and to say its really something, well that's an over statement. I haven't seen that many looks of bewilderment, amazement and pure awe since I performed that disappearing quarter act for the third grade class at Tampa elementary on parents day. And all those intense, grueling and really hard, hard questions that they ask those One World Rule bankers! Golly..Beaver! Do you know how much that billion skill zillion dollars is we gave you? Geeez!
After getting beat up mentally by the special education kid, on the World Nightly News Report, I try and get some sleep because I have to worry about whether I will still be in business tomorrow after working 16 hours. When I finally get home after dark, I find that the paper boy delivered the pulp fiction, so I have my cup o soup, and cup o coffee and begin to read. President Obama is having problems with picking out a dog for his family and he is going to be really, really mad if we don't give the One World Rule bankers, another billion skill-zillion dollars in 24 hours! Geeeez it only makes me wonder what the rest of the ransom note said. I guess I'll have to wait for the commercial to finish to find out.
The special education kid on the World Nightly News has cleared it all up for me. Their too big to fail. Damn! That shows how ignorant I am. Up until he told me that, I thought only God had that privilege! This really has expanded my horizons, tomorrow I'm going over to my competitors store and telling him that "I'm really stressed, don't mess with me! I'm picking out a dog! Now give me all your money! I'm too big to fail!" Shirley, the sales girl is gonna love me when I come back and give her that hundred million dollar bonus! I just haven't figured out just how I'm going to handle all her excitement!
The best part of my week was when the Federal Express (it just has to be official Government) delivered my fair share of the stimulus bill, aka my tax return. I opened it up and I received a plastic sandwich bag with 9 wooden nickels and 2 rubber bux. There was also a note written neatly in green crayon which said; "We owed you 3 cents more so we sent this baseball card." Save all this? Are you crazy? I'm going to splurge and buy that vacation home I've had my eye on. But this windfall still doesn't take away my skeptisim of politics. In fact, I am calling for a full investigation of impostors. Your crazy, you say? Well, go ahead and tell me with a straight face that Barney Frank is not really Sylvester the cat! Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi, Ren and Stimpy for sure! The part that upsets me the most is why would cartoon characters stoop so low?
